Ringer

Ringer
Originally uploaded by Sandee4242

ring•er –noun
Slang . a racehorse, athlete, or the like entered in a competition under false representation as to identity or ability.

Him: "I don't want to play Scrabble with you. I'm not a very good speller."

At the end of game one the score was 311 to 247 and I was on the losing end. The rematch was 232 to 220 and I lost that one too.

He's a ringer.